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Why does anyone bother with bumper stickers in the first place? They don\’t really make sense when you think about it. Imagine driving behind a car at 70 mph and trying to read that little message there. Are they supposed to keep us entertained during a jam? Maybe so. In any case, here\’s a compilation of some of the funniest bumper stickers people drove their cars with.
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Do you drive, or have you ever driven a car? Unfortunately, getting stuck in traffic can quickly turn into a nightmare, and the more time we waste staring at the car in front of us, the more stressed we get. Well, while you\\u2019re out there tapping the steering wheel, we\\u2019re sure you must have seen tens and hundreds of bumper stickers on the back of other vehicles.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/iCYpZ01\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/01051696feb75fe4aefe6a225858bfda.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Expectations Subverted\”,\”description\”:\”
In an effort to save you, dear reader, the time and effort, we went ahead and tried visiting the website \\u201cwebsiteyouwillnevergoto.org.\\u201d However, do you know what we saw? Nothing. We were expecting a \\u201ccongratulations,\\u201d at the very least. To put it simply, we feel duped and slightly disappointed.
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You may think you\\u2019ve seen an obnoxious little bumper sticker like this before. But take a closer look. Whoever made this sticker knows how much of a time sink it is to type a whole website into your browser of choice\\u2014and how little time anybody, drivers included, has to do such a thing these days.\”,\”attribution\”:\”reddit\\/Khromulabobulation\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/ecce5b09c7dc4e8c7357ae073b1a8b2d.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Not Exactly The Batmobile\”,\”description\”:\”
Alfred\’s to-do list just got a little bit longer because it now includes removing a sticker. There is enough to worry about for the poor man, Bruce. Also, we\\u2019re not sure if it\’s \\u201cDa Da Da Da\\u2026\\u201d isn\\u2019t it \\u201cNa Na Na Na Na?\\u201d Maybe it\\u2019s one of the reboot\\u2019s theme songs\\u2014it\\u2019s hard to keep up!\”,\”above_text\”:\”
We had no idea the Batmobile had decals. Our opinion is that these kinds of car mods aren\\u2019t efficient in any meaningful way. Isn\’t keeping a low profile (while maintaining one\’s cool) Batman\\u2019s whole deal? What\’s the point of putting theme music on a bumper sticker?\”,\”attribution\”:\”\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/9119303b5671a33c968c5e41e54783f3.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”A Sticker Fooled Me\”,\”description\”:\”
Nobody has ever come close to matching the level of ingenuity required to design a bumper sticker that automatically burns anyone who looks at it. Maybe that\\u2019s why they pay this guy the big bucks.
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Driving a Mercedes can give other people the impression that you are more successful than someone who isn\\u2019t driving one. In some circumstances, this perception may be justified. In others, not so much. To put it another way, at least from a monetary standpoint.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/mrtuxedo9\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/7b1e3d83c296d943d9a48ddbc2de05cd.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Slow Troll\”,\”description\”:\”
This sticker for the windshield was designed to educate children, or at least highlight the attitude of the driver, and we fully support that goal. The question is, where do we buy one?
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If you follow this vehicle too closely, you will get trolled. This is just one of many \\u201cfun-loving\\u201d individuals you will meet during your time on the road. You know, much like the driver who tries to reverse-park in the place you are going, who fully merits corporal discipline.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/NreYe43\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/8cf41de8e7d30bc93990d6287b76d02e.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Honk or Hunk?\”,\”description\”:\”
In any case, you have to give the guy credit for carrying on despite the situation\\u2014because, with all the honking, he\\u2019d be bound to get wise if it were a prank. This is someone who is completely confident with his masculinity, and we respect that.
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Did the driver place this bumper sticker on the back of their car? Did the person who placed this not have any compunctions about revealing their personal information to the rest of the world? Or was this little yellow sticker slapped on the car as a prank?\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/94broad\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/91c853df3179f5499041c887919b72bb.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Why Isn\’t Everyone Driving a Prius?\”,\”description\”:\”
Even though they aren\’t quite Batmobiles, don\’t they fulfill all the roles usually required of a car? Do they not have ordinary wheels, seats, a gas tank, or emotions? Okay, emotional awareness might not be something a car needs\\u2014but aren\’t these other features sufficient?
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We admire this driver\’s self-deprecating sense of humor; not everyone would be able to make fun of their own vehicle in such a way. However, it does make us wonder why certain people have such a negative opinion of the Toyota Prius.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur d2qeFwp\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/20fd4e3074aa98aacc103842408663af.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Pika-Pika Chuu!\”,\”description\”:\”
We\\u2019re not sure that\\u2019s the exact quote, but close enough. Have you ever become frustrated with a driver who changes lanes right in front of you? We don\\u2019t think they wouldn\’t be able to see the sticker on the back, but maybe this is for after you\\u2019ve managed to overtake them.
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Pikachu is a familiar character to anyone who has seen the Pokemon series. This adorable electric creature has the cutest face and a voice to match, which is precisely what makes this sticker so hilarious. It\\u2019s the contrast between cuteness and crudeness.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/NathosOner\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/61afbd8b98b8cbde504e6ceb0bc4f9ae.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Driving Straight\”,\”description\”:\”
They appear to have a rainbow-colored heart, but their driving skills are a little shaky. And while we have nothing against the rainbow nation, we believe the other issue might be resolved with a few hours of instruction from a driving teacher.
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In the same way that some people want to wear their heart on their sleeve, others prefer to put it on the back of their automobile. Just like the owner of the Subaru who affixed this sticker to the back of their trunk, proclaiming proudly to the word their sexual orientation.\”,\”attribution\”:\”reddit\\/ihavenoidea81\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/810fa6c88db9f5de428024b308dad0dd.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Support The Lost\”,\”description\”:\”
It would appear that we are being asked to think outside the box (and sense) and embark on an adventure across the unbeaten path in some desolate wilderness. We are grateful to you for bringing that option to the table, but we must politely decline.
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Please do not misunderstand us; we are enthusiastic supporters of the search and rescue effort. But when we think of supporting this institution, we think of participating in more traditional activities instead. You know, things like volunteering or collecting donations in the street.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/VfQiOml\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/6aa8b3dd85644a6f583af59984e31dd7.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Crossing Over\”,\”description\”:\”
The only thing that worries us is that the lettering is so small that any driver who has to strain their eyes in order to read it might be just as distracted as someone who is typing on their phone while driving. Maybe that\\u2019s the idea\\u2014who knows.
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Texting and driving are two activities that should never be combined. Unless, of course, the destination you\’re seeking is the afterlife via your own untimely death. This sticker right here very much encapsulates this sentiment.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/JealousParticular5\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/830144ceed7f4f6ff917ef12e4512fd5.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Passive Aggressive\”,\”description\”:\”
Just take a look at this sticker to see how wonderfully it captures the frustration of having to travel in close proximity to disrespectful drivers on a daily basis. It is quite moving. How really sophisticated. It ought to win a Pulitzer. We\\u2019d like to have this inscribed on our gravestone.
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This sentence is a great example of passive aggression. It\\u2019s self-awareness, sarcasm, and insult all rolled into one polite bumper sticker. It is nothing if not poetry in its purest form.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/uFWaNVg\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/70c2bbca67889a9f010376b507c1c034.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Looking At Mr. Right\”,\”description\”:\”
In addition, we are aware that he is a self-proclaimed terrible driver and a proud parent. It is essentially a comprehensive biography presented in the guise of a slowly rolling motor vehicle. We\\u2019d probably stay away from this one\\u2014both in terms of driving distance and distance in general.
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Looking at the back of a car might reveal a lot about a person\’s personality and habits. Take this particular driver as an example. This Boulder, Colorado, local isn\’t interested in his ex-wife any longer, but he\’s completely enamored by Michael Cera.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/reddituser9277\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/693a2f21518cf555598efac25b0b92c1.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Don\’t Get Too Close\”,\”description\”:\”
One thing bothers us, however. Who drives a stick these days? Stick shifts? Aren\’t they a thing of the past? So why are manual transmissions still in use when self-driving cars become the norm? Either way, he\\u2019s really sticking it to whoever\\u2019s stuck behind him.
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There are many reasons to maintain a healthy distance from the car in front of you. Being safe should be enough. This driver believes that while being safe should be sufficient, listing a few more precautions to the driver behind can\\u2019t hurt and decides to do so.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/clatte\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/841aaf8dc9da67c56cf889aa9d35e0c6.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”You\’re Always Cool\”,\”description\”:\”
What does cool even mean anyway? It\\u2019s a relative term! Have you ever thought about the fact that the younger you from middle school would probably consider yourself pretty amazing just because you own a car and can drive it? We think so!
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Breaking news: anyone can be cool. You can\’t just have it and then lose it. That\’s not possible. Whatever cool quality you believe you no longer have, it\’s still in there somehow, even if you don\’t feel it at the moment. It\\u2019s a state of mind, baby.\”,\”attribution\”:\”reddit\\/donyn\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/9ab0fc6e9741753e2a8ee29eef5acc61.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Do you Really Believe in that?\”,\”description\”:\”
It seems the art of graceful aging is lost to the world. Is it time to quit getting facials and put on sunscreen? To be honest, embracing the bumper sticker\’s suggestion sounds like a fantastic way to save money. And when you die, someone else will have to remortgage their house to pay for your funeral.
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As fellow residents of planet earth and mortals, everything we thought we knew about the nature of humanity is called into question by the presence of this sticker. Everyone is constantly preoccupied with the idea of living forever and never growing old.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit\\/DabbingDaddy\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/e4a7df04c06b6baa69c1b65174e546de.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Be Mindful With What You Say\”,\”description\”:\”
You can communicate wrath without filthy words using stand-in words such as fork, fudge, shirts, and shifts. However, in our opinion, those rated PG options don\’t have the same impact as the real thing. Fudge it!\”,\”above_text\”:\”
We don\’t know what to make of this. Who could possibly feel angry when there\’s a piece of cheesecake on the line? Maybe someone who is lactose intolerant? That would probably be a good reason to be angry at dessert.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/V3vrfP4\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/32681ab51061326782eec907557f3f8f.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Proudly Honoring Jack Black\”,\”description\”:\”
You have to hear it for yourself to get the full effect of the sticker, which quotes the lyrics of the single perfectly, thanks to the make of the car. This isn\\u2019t the greatest joke in the world\\u2014this is just a tribute.
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There\’s a good chance you\’ve never heard of Tenacious D, but \\u201cTribute\\u201d is the band\’s biggest song, written by Jack Black and Kyle Gass. In addition, it\’s one of the funniest songs ever written. If you\\u2019re wearing speakers or alone, tab out, check it out, and rock out.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/Runt92\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/0826aa876effb7aaedbf16fbbfcb3b53.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”The Dog of Leonardo da Vinci\”,\”description\”:\”
The situation is exactly the same with this car and the dog it carries about. But, you might wonder, what happens when the windows are shut? Because this cocker spaniel enjoys drawing on the glass when there is no breeze, it also makes everyone\’s day a little more cheerful.
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It\’s easy for your day trip to be ruined by bad traffic, aggressive drivers, and other negligent motorists. Occasionally, however, you\’ll see a dog leaning out the window, tongue hanging out, enjoying the ride, and it will instantly brighten your mood.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/philhillier\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/4b022e9824edca50cb26c993105412bf.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Good Deal\”,\”description\”:\”
Even if we have never needed such services, we can surely think of a few situations where they may be helpful, such as a shady alleyway, late nights outside a suspicious bar, or outside of a stadium after a major sporting event. We can practically taste the new business opportunities that are about to arise.
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It appears as though someone is holding a sale. It seems a fairly decent deal\\u2014hit this guy and get a free, fruity alcoholic beverage. Alright, we know that he isn\\u2019t talking about that kind of punch. This guy is interested in getting into a fight, or at least it seems that way.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/PomGlOL\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/74bd3590d1ea68d101ff54f82fa974fc.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Are You Willing to Take a Risk?\”,\”description\”:\”
Would they also consider a person\’s average level of sarcasm? Or annoying tendencies? It\\u2019s nice that people are willing to advertise this stuff to strangers. It\\u2019s helpful to know who 51% avoid and 49% stay clear from entirely.
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We are curious about the source of this lady\’s statistics. Is it something along the lines of 23andMe? Is it enough to just send a DNA sample off to some faraway lab and then wait a few weeks for the findings to come back?\”,\”attribution\”:\”Alamy Stock Photo\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/a85bf2eabf1267915ebed9c60887f8fb.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Common Name\”,\”description\”:\”
Someone has to take the blame for all that de-industrialization and those economic downturns. It may as well be the downtrodden. Well, perhaps it isn\’t that Helen Keller. Maybe it\\u2019s a Helen Heller from this driver\\u2019s high school? Maybe this Helen was a bully? Who can say?
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This might be one of the edgiest car bumper stickers of all time. What could anyone possibly have against Helen Keller? Oh right. For a moment there, we forgot which timeline we were living in. Yes, we can certainly imagine a driver having a problem with someone campaigning for the rights of workers, women, and disabled people.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/claQktI\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/2f8476d8a669e249085c4036fe72577d.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Stupidity Begets Stupidity\”,\”description\”:\”
This bumper sticker is here to serve as a gentle reminder that after we have finished basking in the glory of our superior intelligence, there is a way to make the ignorant a little more bearable: take the bus.
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There will always be foolish people in the world. Just like our monkey cousins, they will always be around to remind us of how far we\\u2019ve come. But what monkeys don\\u2019t have is the ability to obtain a driving license and purchase an unnecessarily large gas guzzler.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/this-is-a-new-phone\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/432a343f248f27bc1c1735e8d98acfee.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”I\’ve got your mum\”,\”description\”:\”
\\u2026Because our mothers are quite elderly now and it\\u2019s difficult helping them out of the car, being as frail as they are. We\\u2019re just happy that someone is willing to take them out of the old folks\’ home. Thanks, random driver!
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Are we really getting this personal with each other, even indirectly, via a bumper sticker? We can\’t help but wonder how many honks and rude drivers this person has to deal with on a daily basis. How, upon arrival, does he even manage to step outside of his car?\”,\”attribution\”:\”reddit\\/strikeuhpose\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/b5d31147ca575a7a0a32c248f05ccc34.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Express Yourself\”,\”description\”:\”
But there are some folks out there who can\\u2019t stand the idea of art or artists, despite the fact that most human culture (at least the good stuff) came about because of an artist or two. It just makes the place seem too interesting and textured! Bah! Discourage them while they\\u2019re young.
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Do you ever find yourself wandering through this world with the impression that no one truly understands you? Unfortunately, that seems to be something many people go through. Many people who struggle to express themselves through words choose artistic mediums.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/JkNtmtU\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/1200a7177301a24ce1e5fafb1e2c60dd.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Quite The MessThis one is bound to cause car crashes. Is there anything we can do about the massive decal smack dab in the middle of the rear window? Or perhaps we might mention the slightly unusual Maine license plate? There\\u2019s a lot going on here.\”,\”description\”:\”
How about we bring your attention to the bumper sticker that is located on the right side of this vehicle? We\\u2019re not sure why this guy would want to go to the old folks\\u2019 home so often, but if he wants to take out our dear ma, then we don\\u2019t want to stop him.\”,\”above_text\”:\”\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/konhaybay\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/457bab33565e4f50a6c53fd8356e83a9.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Is Math Really Necessary?\”,\”description\”:\”
As long as this driver managed to 100% pass their driver\\u2019s test, then we\\u2019re fractionally okay with it to the power of ten\\u2014whatever that means. Alright, fine. Math wasn\\u2019t our best subject during high school.\\u00a0
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Math is overrated, in our opinion. We will even go so far as to argue that it is the most overvalued subject the educational system has to offer. We all carry around calculators in our pockets. What could possibly be wrong with delegating some mathematical question to one of those?\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/FdaBM01\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/d21177c162b5ee53f5978f384998dd63.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”You Drive Batman\’s Mobile?\”,\”description\”:\”
The driver is probably just being dramatic. He probably just wants to seem like the edgiest of the edge lords out there. Car culture sure does bring out the best in humans, don\\u2019t you think?
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Isn\’t the color of the Batmobile supposed to be dark? Maybe Batman figured it would be fun to have it repainted and then rent it out to others for joyrides. New batarangs? In this economy? We also can\\u2019t think why a vehicle would require jet fuel in order to function.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Alamy Stock Photo\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/32fb046797da856e1ef44e7b5556640f.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”We\’ve Been Duped\”,\”description\”:\”
We sincerely hope that you see this on a mobile device, such as a phone or a tablet, so that you can simply rotate the screen to read it rather than craning your neck and looking like a fool like we did. Oh, the sacrifices we make.
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It\’s one thing to be duped by a person but quite another to be duped by a whimsical windshield decal. It\’s one thing for real people to be funny, but what about inanimate things that may make you feel like an idiot? It\\u2019s a humiliating experience, to say the least.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/OxpwPzB\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/fb8113bce3468b3800ac1aeaf9d0561c.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Like Real Men\”,\”description\”:\”
On the other hand, this sticker alters the dynamic, suggesting that real men simply die in automobiles lacking airbags. We wish we\’d learned more quickly to help the men in our lives. In all honesty, though\\u2014here\\u2019s how to be a real man: decide you\\u2019re a real man. There. Done.
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There are a lot of different notions about what it means to be a true man floating around. Some are more harmful (to men as well) than others. Imagine being proud of having a limited emotional range but being interested in things like sports and monster trucks.\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/blatrever\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/72e5cc5dd4f9ca4a58fb395c24b1cd12.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”True Love in Area 51\”,\”description\”:\”
Take a look at this particular driver. In Area 51, he found love and is now proudly displaying it on the back of his car. Who knows what happened to this happy pair. It\’s entirely possible that the woman was feeling homesick and opted to return to her own planet.
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You know, even in the real world, people can find love. The relationship doesn\’t have to be based solely on apps and acquaintances. Look up, and you may discover what you have been searching for. You never know what you\’re going to find\\u2014out there.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/hbiCvvH\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/136f438f409fe9ec896392831d718f4d.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”What\’s The Point?\”,\”description\”:\”
From our perspective, the sole purpose of a bumper sticker is to allow people to express their personal views in a visible way. It\’s also a nice thing to do\\u2014providing a distraction for those who are also trapped in traffic.
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It\’s true that people rarely change their beliefs after seeing a bumper sticker, no matter how poignant they may seem, but the real question is: has it ever occurred to you that this is not what these stickers are for?\”,\”attribution\”:\”Reddit.com\\/c00pdawg\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/175846beec3fe28f678957face5abe8e.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Keep Your Distance\”,\”description\”:\”
This bumper sticker is a good reminder of the importance of maintaining a sense of humor during your daily commute. Keep your distance, and you\’ll be fine. Once you and the other person have exited your respective vehicles, you can give each other a hug. Right?
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A good rule of thumb is to maintain a respectful distance from processed meals, toxic people, hungry wolves, and of course, other drivers. It\’s common sense! You never know when any of those things will slam on the breaks and ride right up your left nostril.\”,\”attribution\”:\”reddit\\/theseusptosis\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/7cd5dc6f2c9b07b0e3fe685ce6bb1602.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Very Confused\”,\”description\”:\”
Our favorite sticker is the red one, which stands out in a sea of empowering and socially conscious messaging. \\\”Think. It hasn\’t been made illegal yet.\\\” We think this would look great on a number of different hoods.
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At first, you might feel a bit daunted by all of this. You might easily give up reading all of the bumper stickers on this vehicle. But it was only because of one sticker that we were able to bring this image with us. Which one are you thinking of?\”,\”attribution\”:\”Alamy Stock Photo\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/d163863a479c91034408fd1937bc1114.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”Not That Funny\”,\”description\”:\”
If we may be real with you for a second, though\\u2014who doesn\\u2019t love this activity? It\\u2019s a nice relaxing release after, presumably, an uncomfortable buildup. It\\u2019s a very human thing to do\\u2014especially if you have a dairy diet and a habit of sitting down all day.
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This may be a modernized version of the classic \\\”Kick Me\\\” sign that every bully in school has used at least once, except this time with a twist. We love the spunk of whoever put this daring signage on this cop car. We love how perfectly it blends in with the rest of the paint.\”,\”attribution\”:\”imgur\\/WDtdQQf\”,\”img\”:\”\\/\\/45Secondes.fr\\/content\\/463952\\/266786821f7494932932b805d9aacbd4.jpg\”},{\”name\”:\”The Walking Dad\”,\”description\”:\”
We are following closely behind you, dads! You can count on our unwavering support no matter where you go. Please don\’t hesitate to get in touch with us whenever you find yourself in need of someone to share a beer with.
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