Top 20 funniest tweets about fear, it fucks the chips

There are people who assume their fears more easily than others. Some, for their part, pretend not to have fear nothing, but it’s just not possible: a noise that wakes you up in the middle of the night, an exam that you have to pass, a jumpscare in a horror movie, your boyfriend/girlfriend who sends you “we need to talk” by message… There are lots of reasons to be scared. We have therefore selected the 20 tweets most funny on the fear !

#1

But when our parents told us life was hard I thought they were saying that to scare us

September 9, 2020

#2

The profession of witch is recognized in Romania but they pay no taxes because even politicians are afraid of being cursed

April 26, 2020

#3

This animal also scares me too much, it looks like a human in disguise https://t.co/90wNwPV51O

August 27, 2020

#4

I forgot my cuddly toy at my boyfriend’s and in short I’m afraid for him… pic.twitter.com/LqNcm6o0bp

January 3, 2021

#5

I want to make a tiramisu but I’m afraid of losing my virginity

April 30, 2020

#6

you too your darons they are afraid to order stroke the card on the internet ptdrrrr ????

August 16, 2021

#7

do americans scare a credit card? https://t.co/dPMS8Wn5fa

September 29, 2020

#8

The iPhone alarm clock I’m scared when I hear it

September 1, 2020

#9

Cats are seriously afraid of nothing, it sends me mdrr pic.twitter.com/KM3jHPEVpS

February 12, 2022

#10

: I am afraid to receive this heart transplant

: tqt baby, I’ll be there when you wake up

: *wakes up and sees only the nurse*
: Where is my husband? He said he would be there

: Who do you think is the donor? ptdrr jdec i play fortnite stroke the surgeon the

March 10, 2018

#11

by tale dsl but I learned that Merkel had a phobia of dogs and that Putin had purposely brought one back to scare her I am DESTROYED pic.twitter.com/3RwN6VsOto

February 28, 2022

#12

Becoming an adult means being afraid to open all the mail with this logo because it is a “give back the money” atmosphere. pic.twitter.com/TXuMzu3pN6

June 22, 2020

#13

But how once exceeded 16 years, you can be so afraid of simple human disguised like that https://t.co/WeHXvjteaU

November 5, 2021

#14

he scares me more than macron ok boss I promise I respect confinement https://t.co/95pXEAKJV1

March 16, 2020

#15

Confinement with my mother and my girlfriend.

It’s really serious complicated to fuck.. I’m too afraid that my girlfriend hears us

March 17, 2020

#16

You fuck bareback and you’re afraid of the vaccine? Oh

July 14, 2021

#17

“Piracy is theft…”
The commercial at the beginning of all the VHS tapes, I remember it scared me #TweetLikeThe2000s pic.twitter.com/HUvPOH5rpv

February 4, 2018

#18

If you’re a parent punishing your kids, don’t pick up their phone. Instead, take their charger and admire the fear in their eyes as the battery gradually drains.

August 31, 2021

#19

It’s for accompanied driving when parents are afraid https://t.co/RXjY1UjPH4

July 20, 2017

#20

uh mddddrrr his sentence scares me a little much there pic.twitter.com/Ht059OATEI

July 7, 2020

After our top tweets on fear, don’t hesitate to discover the one on Monday, the day everyone fears!

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